Location: Thrashville, TN.
Reason for joining the best community ever: Because it's the best community ever.. Duh. Plus I'm in love with Betty :]
Sense of humor: Offensive..
Most hated person/place/thing: This fucking kid here thats too pussy to confront me at shows, and a certain person who's name starts with S and ends with teve/Alabama/Cats. They're so egotistical, but that's also why they rule.
Outlook on life: The glass is half full.
Favorite addiction: Cigarettes and my alarm clock that plays music from the movie Grease.
Name a good (include why its so good)-
Movie: This Is Spinal Tap. I think that's pretty self-explanatory.
Band: Blitz, because they're one of my favorite bands, so they have to be good.
Memory: nose jews vs. hitler's army, vagina dinner rolls, and hitchhiking around malaysia with my sister.
Holiday: Thanksgiving, because I like to eat. It's best to stay out of my way when sitting down for Thanksgiving dinner, because if you don't, you're guaranteed to lose a hand.
Website: Myspace.com, because it's like e-crack.
What is..(make sure to tell why)
An issue you stand for/against? For: Gay Marriages. Love is love, regardless of gender. To say that 2 people can't become closer and be a couple legally because of gender is pure bullshit. Against: All these new-fangled low carb diets. It's not really an issue, but it's just fucking stupid.
More important: Strong in mind, or strong in body? Uhh.. I'm going to say strong in mind, although being strong in body is good too, because then if someone doesn't agree with you, you can kick their ass.
Your favorite season? Winter because I like scarves.
A goal you plan on achieving in the near future? Moving somewhere where I'll be happy.
The one thing that makes you different from everyone else? I used to look exactly like "The Ugly One" from Teen Girl Squad.. except in human form, of course.
Hue more! Show/tell us a funny..
Website: www.wtfomg.com it's funny to see people's reactions to it. and then of course there's homestarrunner.com and xmission.maddox.com.. i think
A cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab, and the cab driver won't stop staring at her. She asks him why he is staring. He replies:
"I have a question to ask you, but I don't want to offend you"
She answers, " My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive."
"Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me."
She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that: .1, you have to be single and .2, you must be Catholic."
The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I'm single and Catholic!"
"OK" the nun says. "Pull into the next alley."
The nun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker blush. But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.
"My dear child," said the nun, why are you crying?"
"Forgive me but I've sinned. I lied I must confess, I'm married and I'm Jewish."
The nun says, "That's OK. My name is Kevin and I'm going to a Halloween party."
last 2 are most recent, and are clearly photoshopped for a bit of good measure.