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We're Upstarts

What are ya gonna do?

Name:
The Upstart Sluts
Membership:
Open
Posting Access:
Anybody , Moderated
We're the hottest of the hot. The cuntiest of the cunts. The freshest of the fresh.

To put it simply, we fucking rule.

-Apply within 24 hours of joining, or go sleep in an oven.
-Try not to suck so hard at life.
-Refrain from being ugly and/or stupid.
-Don't get on the Mods bad sides because you will, and I repeat WILL, get your ass e-kicked.
-If we reject you, the only way you can come back is if you pay suckage to our massive black wangs.



EHL-JAY CUT. USE IT.
Please note that this is a respectable community, and pictures of celebrities and/or Jesus will not be tolerated..

Unless it's done by us.

(Make an effort to bold or highlight the questions in some way)

The Essentials-
Name:
Age:
Location:
Reason for joining the best community ever:

Describe your-
Sense of humor:
Most hated person/place/thing:
Outlook on life:
Favorite addiction:

Name a good (include why it’s so good)-
Movie:
Band:
Memory:
Holiday:
Website:

What is..(make sure to tell why)
An issue you stand for/against?
More important: Strong in mind, or strong in body?
Your favorite season?
A goal you plan on achieving in the near future?
The one thing that makes you different from everyone else?

Hue more! Show/tell us a funny..
Website:
Picture:
Joke:

3 CLEAR pictures of YOU:

If someone says no to your application, you ARE allowed to ask why and argue if you feel that strongly about your opinion. Don't simply go "OMG WHY" because that just proves how fucking lame you are. Stand next to your convictions and let us know what you think. We encourage arguing here. Just don't get TOO lame about it, OK?

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